WELCOME TO THE
NONPHYSICAL WRESTLING FEDERATION
EST. APRIL 10, 2021
PREVIOSLY ON CHANNEL ZERO
The Nonphysical Wrestling Federation was was rediscovered on April 10th, 2021.
Strange traces of it have surfaced for decades—fragments of VHS tapes with obscure champions, half-remembered promos sandwiched between Saturday morning cartoons and late-night infomercials, corrupted files labeled “nwf_wrestling.mp3” on old LimeWire folders. Some say they caught glimpses of matches while scrolling through scrambled channels. Others recall downloading strange entrance themes through distorted dial-up connections.
For those who know how to tune in, the federation is still active—its titles defended in arenas you won't find on Google Maps, its rivalries are carried out across dreamscapes and data streams.
You won't find it out there. You'll only find it in here.
Cheeto Santana
Million Dogecoin Man
SUPERSTARS
Check back soon for more on our growing stable of Nonphysical Superstars and Champions. Learn more about all of the NWF Championship titles including the coveted and ever-elusive Nonphysical Federation Title.
A signal’s been reactivated. The screen flickers. A tube TV hums in a dark room. Somewhere between static and stream… the matches are coming back.
🛰️ Channel 0: The Archives Awaken
Never-before-seen promos, glitched title defenses, and scrambled tape rewinds. Digitally enhanced from decayed formats.
📻 The Radio Matches Return
Live coverage straight from the Imagination Circuit. Narrated transmissions from
camera-less matches across the Metaverse.
📼 Lost Tape Match Highlights
Old rivalries reignited, fragments reassembled. Recovered from dusty closets and corrupted hard drives with folders labeled “DO NOT DELETE.”
📺 YouTube Broadcast Feed
Current champions. Promo wars. Surprise invasions. The NWF in full visual .
🧬 Founders Card
Upload your identity. Build your legend. Let the circuit decide.
🎮 Gamified Action
🗣️ Promo Battles
🧢 Digital/Physical Merch
🥽 VR Arena
WHAT'S COMING
